Welcome to this site to share a few experiences with me.........
Uh, what? ... oh I'm sorry you've caught me with my face off; as it were. My name is Arthur Wicks. But as soon as I don my mask I can then explain where we are going. You have just bought a ticket with Mystery Flights
Please make yourselves comfortable on the floor; that is, as comfortable as is possible under the economic restraints caused by the huge insurance claims that our company has just settled from the previous flight; (but enough said!!). Please continue to eat and drink until otherwise instructed.
You may of course be wondering where our destination is. It is not possible just now to disclose this. You may recall that in the original contract you signed before buying the ticket for this Mystery flight that the destination would be disclosed at the discretion of the Captain and during the flight. I'm afraid that I'm going to keep you in suspense for a little longer.
(Sorry to intrude but I would suggest that we continue this monolgue
and when you feel you have the time investigate some other threads by checking the head below. Ed)